If the werewolf has sucked your neck,
Enjoy, it could be worse.
If the monster has clamped your hand,
Keep praying with one.
If the beast has hurt your breast,
A truck full of candy tears.
If the critter has gripped your mouth,
Silence sounds a smart answer.
If the demon has caught your butt,
Dance till 3 in the morning.
If the villain has snapped your sex,
Snap a glimpse of sky.
And if the animal has bitten your hip,
Simply drink water.
If the monster has clamped your hand,
Keep praying with one.
If the beast has hurt your breast,
A truck full of candy tears.
If the critter has gripped your mouth,
Silence sounds a smart answer.
If the demon has caught your butt,
Dance till 3 in the morning.
If the villain has snapped your sex,
Snap a glimpse of sky.
And if the animal has bitten your hip,
Simply drink water.
May the curse disappear by itself.
Illustrations by John Beckmann (stampedepress)
stampedepress Etsy
stampedepress Web
